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Bon'Qui'Qui

A black ghetto girl, who owns every bitch on the block.

A Black girl, who has three bitches, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and katy perry

A black ghetto girl who fucks every thing that moves,

Aslo means something that is very hairy and has lots of bows

Bon'Qui'Qui can also mean a moldy piece of cheese that has been sitting on the bathroom floor for 2 years
"That Bon'Qui'Qui is such a bitch"

"I so want to be a Black Ghetto Girl (Bon'Qui'Qui)

"Omg! My minge is so Bon'Qui'Qui"

"Miley Cyrus is Bon'Qui'Qui's bitch"

"My Hair has lots on Bon'Qui'Qui's in it"

"Errr theres a Bon'Qui'Qui in our bathroom"

Bon Qui' Qui'

She's as funny as her name, but won't hesitate to get serious, if you mess with her. She tends to focus more on her looks and friends than her job, and, obviously, never paid a lot of attention at school, as she tends to work at the bottom of low level jobs, not including stripping or prostitution.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: Can we have a double cheeseburger?
Bon Qui' Qui': Hold ap' gurls, I'm doing my nails, fixing my weave, and talkin' to my gurl.
Gilda and Mary-Anne: But, mam, it's been fifteen min0
Bon Qui' Qui': Yeah, and it's about to be thirty, when I use fifteen more minutes to piss in yo' burgers!
Gilda and Mary-Anne: ...
Bon Qui' Qui': That's what I thought, hoes'. *Takes Uniqua off hold* Hey GUUURL, I know I'm supposed to be workin', but I can talk to youuuuu! *Starts filling nails*
Supervisor Susan: You're fired.
Bon Qui' Qui': Girl, I don't give two shats', I'll leave AFTER I finish this call. Mad rude...

Bon Qui-Quied  

Having an extremely bad expeirence with a female fast food employee as seen in the MADD TV skit with Bon Qui Qui, an employee who works at King Burger.

This can include but is not limited to: incorrect orders, being threatened to be "cut", having security called on you for having a complicated order, and/or greeted "Welcome to (restaurant) where we can do it your way, but don't get crazy!"
Bon Qui-Quied The woman who works at King Burger refused give me a milkshake because it was too complicated She gave me a coke instead I just got Bon Qui-Quied
Bon Qui-Quied by A Game Yo February 16, 2009

Dumbass Bon qui qui 

When someone is an obvious moron in every sense of the word.
Dude that girl wanted you to rail her so hard and being the dumbass Bon qui qui you are you couldn't tell!!

Bonquiqui 

A ghetto name, used to describe a lazy worker at King Burger, mainly the show MADDTV.
Also used to descibe a wangster or wigger.
Bonquiqui, you cannot call security everyt ime someone has a complicated order.

Bonquíquí 

It is a juicy word that can be used in two way. As if you want sex or going to have sex
“Does bonquíquí make you wet?”

“What kind of dude say bonquíquí before sex?”

Joe: What kind of weirdo dude says bonquiqui before sex?

Bob: I say bonquiqui before sex.... only rats don’t!