blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen

malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick

by mike charter January 20, 2009

Blumpkiss

Kissing someone while they poop (like a blumpkin but tamer).

Sarah: I gave my boyfriend a blumpkiss while he was on the toilet.
Jess: you guys must really love each other!

by boobonic April 5, 2026

blurpleshnart

The act of eating food colouring in order to shit multicolour then feeding it to a sexual partner. This is typical in man on man relations but can be any.

Did you hear Mike has a collection of food colouring in his cupboard
Him and Ross are probably up to some blurpleshnarting

by SlippySundays February 20, 2025