blonde moment

Something that happens to someone (who is not always blonde) that makes them feel dumb.

Brunette: Could you grab the olive oil for me?

Blonde: ohhhh...olive oil like OLIVES!!! Is olive oil made from olives??!

Brunette: duh. are you retarded?

Blonde: no, that was just a blonde moment.

by Katie C. November 16, 2006

blonde moment

when a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything

"you're stupid"
"i don't understand"

by tozza September 28, 2003

blonde moment

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.

by Mo Fo October 3, 2003

blonde moment

an action/event/happening that makes a person look so dumb and/or retarded, that they don't even realize it, and gain the iq of a blonde person.

Hey, did you see Tyler get the shit beat outta him over a pen?
Yep, he had a blonde moment.

You see that arguement that Alex and Mike had?
Yeah, Alex was havin' a blonde moment...
Why?
She was pissed about him taking her pencil, when she never had one.

by david7777 March 17, 2008

blonde moment

A specific moment when one acts blonde.

by Addiy March 28, 2003

blonde moment

er..um...can't think

er..um...can't think

by natural blonde October 3, 2003

blonde moment

Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.

Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.

by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005