A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: You don't hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.
Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
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Jules: Tell that bitch to be cool! Say 'bitch be cool'!
Pumpkin: Be cool honey!
Jules: Say bitch be cool! Tell that fuckin' bitch to chill!
Pumpkin: Be cool Honey Bunny!
Jules: Chill that fuckin' bitch out!
Pumpkin: Shut up, Honey!
Pumpkin: Be cool honey!
Jules: Say bitch be cool! Tell that fuckin' bitch to chill!
Pumpkin: Be cool Honey Bunny!
Jules: Chill that fuckin' bitch out!
Pumpkin: Shut up, Honey!
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1. A large blunt instrument one uses to quell the aggressions of violent niggas.
2. The words uttered by the person immediately after brandishing said blunt instrument.
3. The words uttered by a nigga immediately after such an instrument is produced.
2. The words uttered by the person immediately after brandishing said blunt instrument.
3. The words uttered by a nigga immediately after such an instrument is produced.
The cop snapped out his retractable baton and faced the perp.
"Nigga be cool"
"Ay Vern, I think I left my lead pipe in yo' car."
"Oh you mean the nigga-be-cool stick? Yeah I got it."
"Nigga be cool"
"Ay Vern, I think I left my lead pipe in yo' car."
"Oh you mean the nigga-be-cool stick? Yeah I got it."
by MossbergPump September 17, 2008
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Get the Nigga be cool slap mug.how to be cool most people think being cool is thinking that theyre all that no being cool is being smart, but nice and bubbly at the same time. you have to impress people with your smartness (if you ARE smart) don't be stupid like those nerdy losers who are like "RANDOM IS COOL!" no randomness is lame and people will HATE you for it and will find you VERY annoying.
if you want to be cool, you have to look pretty a few ways to do that is:
1. shop good. urban outfitters, forever 21, and other cool stores are where you should be.
2. KEEP YOUR HAIR NICE! people with good hair are usually cool. wash it EVERY day, and if it's dark, make sure it's reallly pretty. straightening hair always looks best.
3. know people. meet people in your classes and be friends with them. the average teenager is attracted to beautiful people, of the same and opposite sex, so don't worry it's natural to want to be friends with a pretty girl or a pretty boy.
4. appeal to the popular crowd. you have to know what your talking about and keep up on current events.
5. BE FUNNY popular girls and guys always love it when someone can make them laugh. but make sure 1) your humor is actually FUNNY 2) you dont look like you're trying too hard to be funny 3) do NOT repeat jokes to the same people. that will DEFINATELY get annoying and trust me people will hate it.
good luck ;)
if you want to be cool, you have to look pretty a few ways to do that is:
1. shop good. urban outfitters, forever 21, and other cool stores are where you should be.
2. KEEP YOUR HAIR NICE! people with good hair are usually cool. wash it EVERY day, and if it's dark, make sure it's reallly pretty. straightening hair always looks best.
3. know people. meet people in your classes and be friends with them. the average teenager is attracted to beautiful people, of the same and opposite sex, so don't worry it's natural to want to be friends with a pretty girl or a pretty boy.
4. appeal to the popular crowd. you have to know what your talking about and keep up on current events.
5. BE FUNNY popular girls and guys always love it when someone can make them laugh. but make sure 1) your humor is actually FUNNY 2) you dont look like you're trying too hard to be funny 3) do NOT repeat jokes to the same people. that will DEFINATELY get annoying and trust me people will hate it.
good luck ;)
examples of how to be cool
person 1: wow she is so funny!
person 2: ya she is so cool
person 3: and she's so pretty!
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person 1: is tyler your friend?
person 2: ya he's cool.
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person 1: do you like kristen?
person 2: ew no she's annoying
person 1: wow she is so funny!
person 2: ya she is so cool
person 3: and she's so pretty!
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person 1: is tyler your friend?
person 2: ya he's cool.
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person 1: do you like kristen?
person 2: ew no she's annoying
by dontquestionme October 24, 2009
Get the how to be cool mug.a phrase used by young males usually referring to someone or something they disapprove in; or think is funny and would like to roast. This phrase is often repeated many times 2-3, depending how funny the situation is.
Hey Aubrey cuzz, did you see that bulletin shanaynay posted on myspace talking about she dumped me! ahaha wow she "trying to be cool"
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