hairy ballsagna

The act of dipping ones testicles into a woman's vagina while she is on her period, and then smearing the blood-covered testicles on her face.

My ex-girlfriend was a filthy whore. She let me give her a hairy ballsagna.

by Mark Snicher April 06, 2005

greasy ballsagna

A generous, and greasy offering of balls on your face. can be served with a hot steamy cheese topping, and is often ordered to go. Greasy ballsagna is a mexican favorite, but was inspired by italians. Dirty sanchez is often a nice side dish.

Guy: Hey susie, are you ready for some greasy balsagna, its a little hot so it might scald your face
Susie: thats okay, i love greasy ballsagna, please give me more, and top me off with a little sanchez

by diarrhea-dan August 12, 2009

harry ballsagna

A common italian pasta

Waitress: Here's your harry ballsagna

by Vincent Bondage August 20, 2006

Ballsagna

Something the be exclaimed after hearing dissapointing or otherwise bad news. Used in relation to lasagna that has been viciously t-bagged or physical "balls on ya".

When my homie told me he smoked the last buds I immediately exclaimed, "ballsagna"!

by Actionboner May 24, 2016