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Afghani Cheese-Toast

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.
I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad
by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011
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Afghan Black

Its probably reasonable and pretty safe to assume that most teenagers have never smoked this before - but mention Afghan Black to experienced cannabis smokers aged around 40 and their little beady eyes just light up. Its considered by some to be more valuable than gold as it gives a stone like no other. Afghan Black is very soft and very playable.
Brace yourself, newbies... this stuff will put you down. I HIGHLY Recommend.
Dude, that Afghan Black shit fucked me hard I couldnt move. T'was super flame.
by Brian Elwin Haner Jr January 24, 2009
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The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.
Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.
by hel112570 June 18, 2019
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Afghani Gas Mask

A sexual act in which a male gives his partner a tea bag, one testicle in each eye, and proceeds to fart in his partners mouth.
Ronny thought giving his ex-girlfriend an Afghani Gas Mask would be funny...till she died.
by Nicolae Shoryuka November 27, 2007
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Afghan Raggie

Afghan Raggie is a term used to the describe the rudimentary usage of cigarrette papers to clean up spills.
Frank: I've just spilled my drink, have you got something to clean it up?

Albert: Here's some Rizla to make a wee Afghan Raggie
by The Great Bobinski August 5, 2009
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Afghani-Dan

A name used for the ever growing more violent; Danville, Illinois. With shootings and opiate trade (heroin) becoming an everyday occurrence in most parts of the city, locals and people who grew up there are starting to liken it to a combat zone. Hence Afghani-Dan.
"I hear you're heading to Afghani-Dan for thanksgiving. You better have body armor on."

"Did you hear about the police standoff after a cop got shot in Afghani-Dan?"
by IraqTANKER July 14, 2014
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Afghan Girl

A picture that headlined a 1984(I believe) National Geographic cover.
by Mr. X January 26, 2005
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