Autophilia

the love for one's car; the urge to have sex with or masturbate to a car; other words may include autopheiliac

"Lets have sex!"
-No Response-
"Don't worry I'll be gentle"
-Still No Response-
"Oh you don't want me to...well then get ready for all your dreams to come true"
-If you haven't figured it out yet he is talking to his car and is suffering from autophilia.

by XC Girl June 24, 2008

Auriphilia

The sexual desire for ears; to be licked; kissed; etc.

I just found out Matt has auriphilia...

by FunnyTheme November 26, 2018

Agriphiliac

An individual with an overwhelming fetish for plants. His or her life revolves around little shops of whores. In reality, what these individuals refer to as little shops of whores is actually just a regular flower shop.

1. George really needs to get laid, he just fucked a tulip infront of a children's field trip. What a fucking agriphiliac!

2. Dude, I am jonesing for some roses to quench my agriphilia

3. That guy just raped your garden, we should start a neighborhood agraphiliac watch Sally. Nobody is safe, not even the garden gnomes

by notpat October 26, 2009

apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack

Honeybee friend, honeybee love, bee friendly and bee lovers

An apiphiliac (Pronounced) Aye-pea-fee-lee-ack is a friend and lover to honeybees.

by Catherine Apple Ann Garvin October 16, 2014

autophilanthropy

Stealing money from one's employer; embezzlement. To donate someone else' money to oneself.

I don't think I can afford to go clubbing this weekend, unless I can get away with some autophilanthropy.

by bobistheowl January 3, 2014

Autophilia

1. Getting pleasure out of automobiles.

2. The act of inserting the male penis into the orifices of an automobile.

3. The act of inserting automobile parts or automobile tools, such as a wrench, into the female vagina.

1. Larry: Oh! Hey Bob, look at that piece of sexy machinery right there! (points at a yellow Volkswagen)

Bob: You autophiliac!!!

2. Billy Joe: Oh! (shoves penis into rusty tailpipe) I love you so much you dirty, dirty dirt-bike.

3. Mary: Ooooooo. Your so big Lambo!

Lambo: -no response-

Mary: Oh yah! Harder!

by Valkaris May 4, 2010

Autiphile

Someone who holds an extremely romanticised view of Autism Spectrum Disorder and aspies

Ana is such an Autiphile, she gets turn on whenever an aspie starts stimming.

by Aezonick November 30, 2016