asecfmn

Acronym for "a small exhalation came from my nose", a type of brief and quiet laughing that involves air quickly leaving one's nose. This acronym is often used by people who are not cool.

A: "look at this meme"
B: "asecfmn"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

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Arsechuffer

someone that chuffs on an arse.

chuff n.
A rude, insensitive person; a boor.

chuff v.
to move while making a puffing sound, as a steam engine.

arse n.
an informal English term referring to the buttocks.

jesus daven, you are such a arsechuffer!

by Naughty James August 22, 2008

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Absecon sleighride

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

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arsecheeks

The two half of the buttocks.

After the spanking, Emily's arsecheeks were red like a pepper.

by Tiago Zuhr September 24, 2005

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Assectomy

Assectomy – the procedure in which an asshole is separated from an institution, employer or personal relationship because of being an asshole.

Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.

When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.

by Marthakay November 9, 2008

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