assduff

See asdf

*don't have anything else to do* assduff assduff assduff

by Underfucker March 17, 2010

assmuff

1) a berating, downing insult
2) A Straight person that displays homosexual tendencies
3) a person that has tendency to be dirty,unclean and dishevilled
4) any combination of the above

"Shut-up assmuff!"
or
"Come here assmuff..."

by anon-e-mouse January 2, 2005

Assmuffing

A rusty trombone without the trombone (See rusty trombone)

Stop talking, you assmuffing robot!!

by DynamiteDynamite May 5, 2010

assmuff

An insulting term (invented while under various controlled substances) can be used to refer to basically anything you don't like... or things you really do like. It doesn't really matter as long as you deliver the word in a british accent.

SUCKS TO YOUR ASSMUFF!
I lost my assmuff last weekend!
BLOODY 'ELL YOU DIRTY ASSMUFF

by thesketchskanks1 December 18, 2009

assmuffler

an insult i invented. i don't really use it to mean anything in particular, but i guess an assmuffler could be a slur for a gay man. like he muffles asses with his dick?

my brother paul is a total assmuffler ?

by david wiles February 27, 2005

Ass puff

It's were you go down on your girlfriend rusty bullet hole when she farts you suck it all in like a big bong hoot.

I think tonight's the night I'm finally going to have my first ass puff

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024