assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

anusmobile

A car that smells so bad that a blindfolded person may mistake it for an anus.

1. Your anusmobile smells like shit.
2. Look at my kickass anusmobile.

by John Anus May 18, 2006

Assmorized

To be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous ass.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.

"mmmm... ass..."
"dude, you're Assmorized!"

by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004

assgobbler

An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.

Brenden is such a fucking assgobbler.

by Lemon February 5, 2005

assmoogle

The term "moogle" is derived from the latin "moogalotopiaism" means "object that dingles, often times a berry". The term ass refers to... do you really have to ask?

Brad has an assmoogle on his nose!!!! (how did that get there?)

Does anybody have a kleenex? Pesky assmoogle...

*pfft* assmoogle!

by Kristin March 4, 2005

Assgobbler

1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.

2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.

1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.

Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?

Person : Hell yea ace.

2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.

by KevinFallis May 3, 2018

assboiler

(n) One who boils asses

1:hey assboiler!
2:hey ass!!

by hrishi911 September 16, 2008