asleep

1. To be in a state of sleep. Sleep being the unconsious state our body is in while it replenishes energy.

Dude? Are you asleep?

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

Asslee

The correct term for Ashlee Simpson.

Asslee Simpson sucks.

by The Sandwich on the Floor January 16, 2005

asslee shitson

-the correct term for that disgusting piece of shit that ruined pete wentz.
-a huge gold digger like her freaky ass perverted dad.
-needs to drop dead.
-caught lip syncing on SNL.haha
-had multiple surguries to try and cure her uglyness,which failed,making her even uglier.
-has a wonky eye.
-a hick from the hills
-epic fail.

Asslee shitson in her annoying hick voice-"Howdy Ya'll"
People who hate her(wait,thats everyone on Earth)-"Omfg just fucking drop dead already! Jesus Effing Christ!"

by som1 who h8s asslee(kristina) January 26, 2009

mods asleep

a term used mainly on 4chan to tell other anons that the mods are not watching, mostly used to get a link to an illegal dropbox

Mods asleep

by Mods asleep!!! April 20, 2017

asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.

At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"

by DrJonas February 15, 2010

Fall asleep on the plane

To be so stoned that you unwillingly, or unknowing, fall asleep. Happens especially in frequently visited places, such as your work place or school.

Guy 1: Man I'm high, but i gotta go to school.
Guy 2: Alright, but don't fall asleep on the plane

by Jesse Kingston April 26, 2011

I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021