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Football Association of Singapore

A joke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
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Wiener Cousins By Association

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association
by celphchaos June 30, 2010
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Hate by Association

When you automatically end up hating someone just because they hang out with someone you actually hate.
Ugh, she hangs out with her? She must be a bitch too! It's hate by association.
by Mistress of Puppets November 4, 2014
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The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"
by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021
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guilty by ASSociation

It's when you are a public bathroom and the person who was in there before you left a stink in the air and now people entering the bathroom look at you as if you are the one that left the foul stench.
Man, I just walked out of the bathroom after John left and now everyone is looking at me as if I dropped the ass bomb, I'm just guilty by ASSociation
by willyd1968 February 5, 2013
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Gay Nigger Association of America

A loose organization of internet trolls. Used to be an actual organization until its leader got busted for computer hacking. The GNAA has become a meme, and while there is no longer a large organized group, many trolls claim to act on behalf of the GNAA, keeping the spirit alive.
(on an IRC network or 4chan board) Troll: Hello, I represent the Gay Nigger Association of America. How are you today?
Moderator/Operator: fuck off *bans troll*
Troll (connecting from another proxy): I'm back! All hail the Gay Nigger Association of America!
Moderator/Operator: oh its you again *bans troll again*
Repeat......
Repeat......
Repeat......
It never ends......
by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017
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homeowner's association

Located in the USA, these "board members" and their "president" are basically the mafia and/or terrorists.

They terrorize and cause hell with their own fellow neighbors who agree to be part of their little "shit world."

They threaten them with foreclosure of your own home, they scrutinize you for the littlest things, and they are basicallly dictators.

They also have the power to fine people (for tons of $$ a day) for various things like:
*You can't put a flagpole in your yard (I'm a damn patriot! i represent the USA!).
*You can't put plastic flamingos in your lawn.
*Your fence is one inch too tall.
*You can't paint your house a different color without permission of the board.
*AND SO MUCH MORE SHIT!!!

Let's compare it to someone familiar in history!!!
Lets think of Hitler. He terrorized and dominated a whole society and murdered and slaughtered tons of Jewish people.

What did we learn today? Kick their ass!
Here's a simple headline for you: "HOMEOWNER ASSOCIATIONS FILE MORE THAN 4000 FORECLOSURES ANNUALLY - MOSTLY AGAINST HISPANICS"

Fuck, at least I live in a place where my city government makes fair policy, and not bullshit policy by assholes.
by Akit April 4, 2004
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