A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.
by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 06, 2008
by YDNAANDY May 17, 2009
A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.
Assblast projects include =
DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)
DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)
by ANALFIESTA June 19, 2014
a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.
Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
by Clable October 14, 2021
When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.
by greasyginzos March 26, 2013
Where a man or woman bends over, while the other person gets on their knees behind them with safety glasses on and prepares for the worst. Then the man or woman blasts a big deuce into the others face.
Troy bent over and assblasted Sarahs precious innocent face. Giving her a very memorable Assblaster.
by Sarah the innocent June 25, 2010