ass wipe

a butt pluggin, rug munchin, ass hole son of a biatch.

or toilet paper
oo that ass wipe needs to go to a gay convention

who was the asswipe that didn't leave any asswipes in here?
by random thoughts August 16, 2003
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Ass Wipe

Ass Wipe can refer to several meanings:

1- The physical action of wiping your ass down

2-A cross between a human carpet, a kiss ass, a suckup, or any combination of the 3.
"That guy's such an ass wipe. He actually gives his teachers boxes of Ass Wipers. He even does the ass wiping!"
by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009
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I can't believe were out of ass-wipe.
by Light Joker November 26, 2006
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Ass Wipe

The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").
Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?

Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?
by Trey K November 26, 2005
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ass wipe

a derogitory comment aimed at someone acting like a jack ass
by Dana April 11, 2003
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Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt
"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"
by MooMawNation April 07, 2016
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ass-wipe

sometimes a lame teenager who trys to be smart and brilliant. Most often than not, failing at it.
"I smoke weed and I'm a genious"
"No, I'm sorry, you're an ass-wipe"
by cheesebread August 27, 2007
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