ass cookie

a word that cute germans use to say something mean to old ladies who cut them off in traffic

"Shizer!! Ass cookie!!"

by dubya00098 October 06, 2006

jamaican ass cookie

Jamaican ass cookie is a slang definition for someone with the name “hope”

Jamaican ass cookie is so prude

by The real spud January 15, 2018

making ass cookies

a phrase that means wasting your time. hence nobody would eat ass cookies so why would you make them.

You will never be an olympic champion, your just making ass cookies.

by KevintheMaster February 10, 2012

Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.

Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

by Mac Slappin Booty Tappin July 21, 2008

Ass cookie

Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.

My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.

Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.

by MarinaCityBrian December 23, 2018

Ass cookie

Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.

Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.

Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.

Brandon: Same thing.

Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?

Gina: Bullseye.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019

ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party

Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!

by SUBM4CH1N3 March 21, 2023