Ass Burger

Ass burger

Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.

'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'

'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'

'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'

'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'

by MrMintPlaza June 11, 2009

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having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.

Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.

by ARACNAPHOD November 09, 2011

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Another term for anal sex.

"Hey Honey, why don't I stick some meat in between your buns and make an ass burger?"

by Camboni May 14, 2007

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Someone puts a cooked hamburger patty in between another person's butt cheeks and eats it. It is optional to add condiments and vegetables too.

I would so want to make a ass burger with that girl over there

by TheAlmightyKLEFT November 10, 2010

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A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.

Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.

Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!

Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*

by roscooooe March 15, 2011

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