Soggy Ass Fries

Soggy ass fries. When a restaurant has so much oil in their fries that the fries turn soggy.

"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"

by smolmua September 30, 2020

American ass fries

A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.

this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.

this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.

this is a form of domination pleasure.

your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"

"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"

by A mentally ill person February 16, 2022

fries my ass

the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.

"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."

by mr_dog October 11, 2007

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe

you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

by urban genius May 12, 2009

Ass-fires

1.Really bad Diarrhoea, so much so, that it feels like fire is coming out of your anus.

2.Worse than normal diarrhoea.

I had such bad Ass-fires earlier that now, I can't sit down.

by Erika Munoz February 28, 2008

ass kicking fiesta

An ass kicking fiesta is essentially a beating given out so exuberantly and jovially that it eventually takes on a sort of party atmosphere. Ass kicking fiestas are not often witnessed, as most beatings are at least a little difficult to give out, but if you want to increase your chances of seeing one your best bet is to attend any high school basketball game between a predominantly black inner city school and a small, predominantly white rural high school.

"Hey man, did you go to the New Oxford game? They played York High."
'Nah man I figured it was pretty much going to be an ass kicking fiesta for York High, so I skipped it.'
"Well you were right not to go, because it was an ass kicking fiesta of epic proportions."

by somaedickfromnewoxford December 25, 2011