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assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
That dude is a total assmankey
by Glocked April 17, 2005
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AskMen.com

A website for insecure macho egotistical dumbasses that try to be "manly" by taking orders from some fraud (a waste of life) who gets rich off writing complete bullshit. Apparently, it is quite manly to be an ignorant dumbass.
From AskMen.com's article about 10 "subtle" ways to tell her she's too fat (because it isn't manly enough to just talk to her about it instead of being an immature douchebag and if you really loved her you wouldn't give two shits)

1. Take her to places where she has to wear a swimsuit.

If you still have your testicles after you do any of those subtle things, then you deserve to lose them either through castration or cancer.
by ThePublisher November 26, 2010
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She looked at him, askance.
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Stop flirting with the teacher! You're such a Asmann!
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