Ashot

An Armenian man that is mysterious in every way, his name spells out danger but yet he is kind hearted, handsome, clever and beyond anything you've ever met. You can say he is the most intriguing man on Earth.

Friend 1: We'll never make it out of here alive !
Ashot: Chill... i got this

by ThexUnknown June 12, 2011

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018

Ashforth

A Large Goat From Sweden, Usually Found In Forests.

I Saw An Ashforth In Sweden, Dude!

by Lucy C January 21, 2007

asportual

Someone who does not derive entertainment from sports, in particular spectator sports.

The rumor going around the office is that Steve is asportual, I mean it was one thing when he told us he was an atheist, but Steve being asportual is simply too much to handle!

by dimension September 25, 2011

box of assorted creams

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.

Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004

national kiss/hug a short person day

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.

Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!

by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018