abselute

The word abselute, not to be mixed up with the word absolute, is a combination of the words absolute and elite, the usage of the word is mostly in sentences where the writer can't fit in both words.

You are an abselute G!, He is an abselute Goat!

by Snoopy the snoop boop doggy December 21, 2021

Arselube

When one's dirty arse is mixed with sweat during exercise making a cheek lubricant that leads to acid burnt butt cheeks.

Joe was killing it on his MTB ride when his arse began to burn. Damn arselube

by cookie52 June 8, 2022

arsefister

Used as a slight against primarily gay men. Only the most cantankerous of queers are worthy of this descriptor.

"That Lewis guy seems real light in the loafers, no?"
"Oh, yeah, he's a real arsefister."

by PerfectPauline June 8, 2024