Safety for the Washington Redskins. Known as an "inconsistent tackler" because sometimes, instead of tackling an opposing player, he will knock the living shit out of him.
by P. Ved March 18, 2006
the cutest guy on american idol season 7 top 24
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by joan123 February 15, 2008
Amazingly cute guy on american idol. In my opinion, if he doesn't win, America is deaf. I mean, at 17, he is really talented, and he sings with such emotion it just makes everyone watching him smile! Plus he is humble, and reaallly cute.
Ryan seacrest _ and now, David Archuleta!!!!!!!
Audience- Uproarious applause.
*David sings*
*after singing* David- Thank you! You have no idea how much being on this show means to me!!
Audience- Uproarious applause.
*David sings*
*after singing* David- Thank you! You have no idea how much being on this show means to me!!
by Haley Barth March 2, 2008
An over-primped stage child whose demanding father has carefully crafted a soulless, robotic teen star whose identical weekly performances of banal ballads have won him a large number of emotionally unstable pre-teen female fans.
by Jesus P. Santiago 90210 May 7, 2008
An average singer who will probably win season 7 of American Idol because of his personality and popularity with American teenage girls.
David Cook has more talent than David Archuleta, therefore he should win. However, he won't, as the show is a popularity contest rather than a talent contest.
by amazingmonkey March 28, 2008
Runner up in American Idol season 7. His fanbase is exclusively made up of teenagers. Although he can only sing ballads he made it to the top while so many others with a lot more talent than him were thrown out. Archuletard's altime favorite word is "gosh" the second being "thankyou." He usually combines them when speaking to Paula Abdul after she says she's going to murder him and hang his head in her car.
-Paula Abdul: I want ti squish you, squish your head off and dangle you from my rearview mirror.
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
-David Archuleta: Thankyou gosh! (laughs stupidly)
by LilyBlack May 25, 2008
Lucky kid who girls seem to think is the greatest just because he looks like a penguin-monkey, is shy and because he can sing ballad after ballad endlessly until death warms over. He is also an object of both pure hatred and mindless love (ugh).
Why the fuck is David Archuleta liked so much? Am I even alive? What is the purpose of life? Can I die now?
by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008