It the annual day, where you tell your fake friends to go the fuck away!
y/n: dude its April 14th!
fake friend: and?
y/n: it's tell your fake friends to go the fuck away day!
fake friend: ooo nice! can i come with you?
y/n: no, you need to go the fuck away :/
April 14th is recognized as National 3 Hole Qualification Day. It's 2 months after Valentine's Day and 1 month after Steak and BJ Day. A holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!
Joe: "Do you know what day it is?? It's April 14th!! National 3 Hole Qualification Day!!
John: "OH boy... I wish I could get laid like you Joe..."
The day amazing people are born , and btw there name prolly starts with and e ;). They also are prolly big fatass weebs or kpop stans . But there one thing you will know is that they will always be lonely asf
:Hey jon you know what day it is?
Jon: no i dont why?!
: Its fucking April 14th the day amazing people are born !!!
Jon:oh shit your right!