When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.
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An unholy meal universally hated by all. Disgust towards the vile concoction transcends all race, sex and religion.
Regarded as the meal of the Devil, ancient religious texts have quoted apricot chicken as the meal served to those in hell.
Regarded as the meal of the Devil, ancient religious texts have quoted apricot chicken as the meal served to those in hell.
“And the Lord smote Cain into damnation, sentencing him to an eternity of fire, torment and apricot chicken”
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