apricot

The act of jizzing on your blanket and letting the cum dry to it and your dick at the same time. resulting in pain to yo dick.

jimmy apricoted all over and he had to go to the hospital because his foreskin was ripped off!!!!

by mattgivesattacks July 17, 2012

Apricot

A rich spoiled white kid. One who would be at home at a trailer park.

You know that kid Andrew? Yeah he's a total Apricot

by Apricot h8r October 14, 2017

apricots

Meaning crazy, or something new....something unexpected or shocking.

The peach color on the escalade is apricots!

by Ceno May 22, 2005

apricot

my girlfriends dogs name

My GF's dogs head is the size of a freakishly large apricot

by todaugen November 24, 2003

Apricot Princess

A loved one, (normally referring to a female.) The one who you will love no matter what.

Person 1: Who’s your apricot princess?
Person 2: My apricot princess is Female 1

by dev1n3 June 15, 2019

Apricot Sandwich

A vague sexual reference that actually has no meaning whatsoever. Used for confusing naive or gullible people.

guy1: Dude, I had a sweet apricot sandwich last night!
guy2: Are you using obscure sexual references again?

by Mr. E. Anonymous January 11, 2007

Apricot Balls

When you eat an apricot and then you rub you balls, and then you smell your fingers and you can't tell if it smells like an apricot or your balls.

"Yo Navi ! ,Smell my fingers"
"Aww dude you got some serious Apricot Balls"

by Yosemite Jackson October 23, 2012