Anton is a gayish anal sex addict, who enjoys nothing more than to be penetrated by his boyfriends. He works part time at a prostate examination center for underaged boys. He is also very popular among BDSM producers as he is more than willing to have his balls spanked ferociously by old MILFs. Finally, to avoid an encounter with Anton Peter, it is recommended to stay away from Kindergartens, as he is often spotted loitering in that area. If you do happen to encounter Anton Peter on the streets, your best option is to clench your glutes and run, as he has very short legs and an even shorter penis.
A: why are you limping like that?
B: I encountered Anton Peter at the Kindergarten. My asshole is still bleeding
B: I encountered Anton Peter at the Kindergarten. My asshole is still bleeding
by prostate_examiner_6000 October 17, 2021
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🍁🐱: Oh boi I got antoned again!
🦆: what did he write?
🍁🐱: „I have a dark side and I am rock hard and wanted to tear you apart in the air because I have a little wiener >:^(„
🦆: Oh boi what a certified Hurensohn!
🦆: what did he write?
🍁🐱: „I have a dark side and I am rock hard and wanted to tear you apart in the air because I have a little wiener >:^(„
🦆: Oh boi what a certified Hurensohn!
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Person B (from large city) : San Antonio? Yes, I'm leaving tomorrow.
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Today we mourn, for 28 people died last night because they looked at Anton. Anton is so hot that he is currently being used as a secret weapon by the CIA to take out terrorists without spending any money on ammunition, missiles, or personnel.
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2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;
3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.
2) possessing the gravest and most self-destructive degree of idiocy;
3) to commit an act so moronic that its inherent stupidity is only matched by its external hilarity.
1) "George Bush really Brock Antoned the Iraq War";
2) "I can't believe how Brock Antoned I was when I locked my keys in my car";
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3) "I totally pulled a Brock Anton when I published on my Facebook page that I illegally participated in a riot."
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