antisipoop

A word used to describe the feelings of anticipation and the urge of pooping simotanisiously , enevidbly leading up to the event of picking up a substance called Benzocaine commonly cut with cocain. This feeling can only be felt by the customers of this product.

" hey Lilo "!! Said stitch , as he went and got this product ... I already have the antisipoops, would you hurry home before I poop ...

by Wolfeinsteinsneeds October 31, 2017

Antisippation

This is the feeling of both dread and desire as one braces for the scalding hot beverage you're about to drink or sip from (usually, but not limited to) a hot "to go" cup. Your drink of choice is awaiting to be consumed -- but has been brewed and poured into a vessel that maintains its 387ºF (196ºC; 470ºK) temperature...so, it's CERTAINLY going to take at least 5 layers of skin off of your tongue and the roof of your mouth, as well as melt every amalgam filling you've ever had. It will certainly strip the first two layers of dentin from every tooth.... but... you simply can't resist. You MUST. Drink. This. NOW! Ever-so-carefully....

This (coffee/tea/etc) smells SO good! I better be careful though; they just poured it. I'm feeling overwhelming antisippation.

by DanielNotDan July 12, 2019

Antishitpation

When your body predicts you're on a tight schedule and decides now is a good time to shit.

My bowels waited in antishitpation for my bus to get close before having a shit fit.

by Introversion December 10, 2021

antishop

The process of going through the possessions of a significant other while they are away without their knowledge or consent to throw away or donate the ugly or useless things that they refuse to relinquish despite constant pleading.

Person # 1: When my girlfriend leves to celebrate the holidays, I will stay behind so that I can antishop in her closet. She had some dresses that looked like garbage bags with an oversized cartoon on the front. It looked like she was homeless.

Person # 2: But aren't they popular in Korea?

Person # 1: So she says, but I've never seen a Korean person wear one voluntarily.

by Mandy Starbert January 16, 2023