Android

A computer virus made for linux kernel by Google to steal your data.

iOS users: Why don't you get an iPhone?
Android users: Android might be a pile of shit, but it's a better pile of shit.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

android

A robotic creation designed to mimic the look and often behavior of a human male; from the Greek "andr-," meaning "man," and the suffix "-eides," meaning "of the species; alike." Female-form robots are known as "gynoids," although coloquially android or the gender-neutral diminuitive "droid" can refer to both.

"Dude, I built an android girlfriend!"
"So you built a boyfriend?"
"What?"
"Nevermind."

by DaveZucker August 21, 2007

Android

Now one of the most used technology companies is Apple's competitor. Ever since 2008, this company now owned by Google was made about one year since the release of the original iPhone. Its first phone was the T-mobile G1, as it sparked a ton of other companies. Some of these companies are Samsung, Kyocera, Google's Pixel lineup, Huawei, Motorola, Oppo, HTC, and a ton of others. By today's standards, I would recommend getting the Samsung Galaxy S20 and S20 Ultra, with their amazing displays and the Ultras whopping 108 Mpx camera.

I've kept my Android phone for many years.

by Nebulon38 March 17, 2020

Androided

When someone uses an android only feature against u.

Bob: "you got androided, hahahaha"

by Its_Just_MATT13 December 29, 2022

Androidism

the Android version of Racism

Cop 1: I Shot the Android, because I dont believe in Androidism
Cop 2: Dude, that's messed up, haven't you learn from 2017?
Cop 1: Hell no, imma be a Androidist for life

by Lord Meltza July 17, 2019

android

1. An automaton in the form of a human being.
2. Google's new open source operating system (OS) for smart phones. Currently the only phone with this OS is the HTC G1 provided by T-Mobile.

1. That guy must be an android to do math like that!
2. I hear the G1's android OS is what's going to make the G1 the iPhone killer!

by SacTu December 16, 2008

android

A being that resembles a human or other living being.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavior of and/or look like a human or other living being.

Androids that mimic people are called humanoids.

If the anime show has a science-fiction theme, it will most likely contain an android of some kind, be it animal, plant, or human.

by AYB April 3, 2003