analpain

When something sucks really bad

This homework is such an analpain

by Douchefag February 8, 2008

Analbania

The gayest place on earth, bordering Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro and Greece. It is the oldest and most important country on earth, and it invented every form of sex. It's anthem is the intro of every porn site, and it has just under 7 billion inhabitants.

Im going to Analbania!
You are already there

by Burak Breschnjew January 24, 2023

ANALBANAN

Analbanan er meget klamt, og det kan nogengange blive lidt for meget når man hører om det.

Der er en banan... "ÅHHHHH nej jeg tror det er en analbanan"

by SEYMA FATMA October 27, 2020

Analranger

A person who fucks butts everywhere.

Damn, he fucks all the male bitches, this analranger.

by analranger March 15, 2004

Analracnidphobia

The fear of while you are taking a shit you have the feeling a spider will crawl from under your toilet seat or anywhere inside the toilet and bite you on the asshole, usually prompting you to flush once or even twice before you sit down to shit.

"I was in the mall and had to use the public restroom but analracnidphobia hit me and I had to flush twice before sitting down."

by Redpeppuh October 23, 2012

analaina

could be used in a variety of ways expressing anger, happiness, etc...
Or it could simply mean a man or woman who really likes butt sex.

mad- "why the fuck did you do that for you analaina"
happy- "FUCK YEAH YOU ANALAINAS, I JUST FUCKED YOUR MOMS IN THE ASS"
simply butt sex fun- "wow you just had sex with her ass for 2 hours then she strapon fucked you in the ass later? you analaina.

by A.J. Simpson December 25, 2009

Analbating

The act of being overly up tight to the point of annoying the other person.

Peter: Honey, that chicken giblets dinner was delicious.
Sally: Yeah yeah, now put your dirty dishes away.
Peter: Honey, I will, just let me finish watching this episode of Southpark... Burrrrrp.
Sally: Why are you always so lazy!
Sally: And why is your dirty fork touching the table cloth!!!
Peter: Oh for fuck sake! Stop analbating all day long. Go knit me a new sweater or put the kids to bed!

by Ben_Dover_Nao December 10, 2012