anal beard

the pubic hair surrounding the anus

fack off barry, ya fricking anal beard

by molt October 16, 2003

anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 18, 2003

anal beard

a beard that sprouts from ones anus

dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?

by henroy and jam-es October 13, 2007