21st Century ailment or sickness.
Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.
'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says
'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
by gavs February 21, 2008
Get the anal glaucomamug. too lazy to go to work
boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today
by hegmo March 20, 2004
Get the anal glaucomamug. by time4mynap August 16, 2010
Get the anal glaucomamug. A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
He says,” What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies,” I can't see my ass coming into work today."
by Candigrl May 30, 2008
Get the Anal glaucomamug. "Tresa called in sick today, she says her anal glaucoma is acting up."
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"She just cant see her ass coming in to work!"
by Sweet blumpkin pie November 11, 2009
Get the Anal glaucomamug. Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023
Get the Anal Glaucomamug. Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."
Boss " Never heard of such."
Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"
The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.
Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.
Boss " Never heard of such."
Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."
Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"
The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.
Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.
by Woodhippie September 22, 2022
Get the Anal Glaucomamug.