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America’s Ass 

Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;

America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
America’s Ass by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019
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That is America's Ass 

Captain America's sweet Brooklyn ass. It represents America's ass.
"That is America's ass."

"As far as i'm concerned, that's America's ass."

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america's asshole 

Los Angeles. It only makes sense that if Florida is America's wang, then Los Angeles is America's Asshole.
More Smog in LA? I guess it's fitting that there is so much rotten gas floating out of America's asshole.
america's asshole by TisHimsizzle January 11, 2009