Alto

When you fucked up spelling, "a lot".

I love you ALTO...

by Olivier Congress December 29, 2017

Altoid Eye Burn

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

ex-almost

Ex-Almost: Someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. This is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.

"Who's that?"
"My ex-almost, we hooked up every week for a month but nothing went past that"

by ibeyuranh November 14, 2014

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022

altoholic

When used in reference to MMORPG's (Massive Multi-Player Online Role Playing Games), such as World of Warcraft or Everquest, refers to a person who creates many different characters, rather than just one or two. May also be used to refer to a player who creates characters on many different servers of the same game, where the experiences they see will often be different from each other.

Use of the word is intended to be comical in nature, a play on the word "alcoholic" and will often garner laughter from others if used correctly.

Often only used online, and usually only on chat forums.

"I have over twenty characters spread out over five servers! I'm such an altoholic!"

by Anonymouswowguys August 19, 2006

national altoid day

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021

Palo Alto

1. A town where even the homeless have laptops
2. A tree in said town.

A one room shack in Palo Alto would cost a million dollars.

by fzh October 9, 2004