Said the alter boy to the priest

The catholic-friendly version of "that's what she said." Used to change an innocent statement into a sexual bombshell.

*As your best friend's ice cream cones melts*

Friend 1: "Oh man, it's dripping all over my hands."

Friend 2: "Said the alter boy to the priest!"

Friend 1: "Ick!"

by Ecclese September 11, 2011

The Alter Boy

Sexual Act:
This is when your girlfriend gets behind with a strap on and fucks you up
the ass, while you jerk off. Then you kneel in front of her and suck the
dildo clean. You are so embarrassed by this act that you never speak of it
again and end up in therapy for years.

by Psychonaut May 7, 2003

Altar Boyz

The best off-broadway show there is. It is about a religious boy band group of five guys from a small town in Ohio. It makes fun of boy bands and religion without offending anyone.

"Who's your favorite altar boy?"
"Hmm... Luke. He's hott! I love Altar Boyz!"

by Talie November 5, 2006

warming up the altarboy's supper

the act of masturbation.

the priest was doing god's work when he was warming up the altarboy's supper.

by tbod February 25, 2008