Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia

You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Alpental

A ski area outside of the bitchin town of seattle, where all of the people who arent pussies go to huck it, shred it, rip it, and generally have a fucking good time!

THose pussies over at the Summit aint got nuthin on us pimps here at Alpental!

by Pimpsky September 26, 2005

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

Allentard

-Noun
1. A person from Allentown, Pennsylvania.
2. A person who exhibits certain characteristics common to Allentown, Pennsylvania.
3. A person too retarded even for New Jersey.

Related forms:
Allentarded, adjective

Q: Why is that white boy smoking Kools and wearing his Penguins hat backwards while driving a canary-yellow 1992 Civic with Glasspacks and listening to top 20 R&B music?

A: He's an Allentard.

by dougharvey July 8, 2009

Amentalio

The sadness of realizing that you’re already forgetting memories of those who are no longer in your life - already struggling to hear their voice, struggling to picture their eyes and smiles, or reminiscing upon the quirky gestures and mannerisms only you knew of.

Jim-I’m having amentalio
Bob-why?
Jim-i forgot what my grandpa sounds like.

by Ej<3 January 18, 2022

ginger alement

Any common sickness for which the household 'cure' is ginger ale is known as a ginger alement.

After a few hours of the heaves I have finally graduated to a ginger alement, since I can now keep down liquids.

by Neologian-PJG March 4, 2013

Allentown

Wal-Mart version of Philly.

Allentown...the Netflix adaptation of Philly.

by Tjenks90 June 12, 2019