Job Swervers Allowance

The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.

As created by G and J Roberts

“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”

by J Roberts May 29, 2018

Clunge Seeking Allowance (C.S.A)

The allowance (money) a male recieves every week in order to seek clunge. The male must use the clunge seeking allowance to pay for a nice shirt, a pair of loafers and cologne. This in turn will impress the clunge, and lure her into providing the male with her clunge services.

N.B: A male cannot recieve clunge seeking allowance when he is recieving clunge on a regular basis. *Clunge seeking benefit fraud*

"I can't come out tonight mate. I've got no clunge seeking allowance (c.s.a) left"

by girlslikedjs February 12, 2009

Baggage Allowance

The minimum allowable room for male genitalia inside a pair of trousers/pants.

"What's the baggage allowance like in those?"

"Zero baggage allowance in these bad boys"

"Hello, I'd like to buy a pair of jeans with extra baggage allowance, what do you have?"

"My cock is so big I've exceeded the baggage allowance."

by BigBallsMcGraw August 7, 2014

Curly Allowances

A surf spot, located in Curl Curl Sydney. A swell magnet that can only be surfed by the biggest locals.

"lets go surf curly allowances"

"Hey get out of here, only legends can surf curly allowances."

by sagnip October 24, 2018

% Daily recommended allowance

An experimental 1980 dietary guide based upon the Pritikin Diet fad diet published in 1979.

% Daily recommended allowance is even worse than the Food Guide Pyramid because it promotes eating 5 out 7 servings of food in the form of carbohydrates without even suggesting that the carbohydrates should come from more than one source.

by Downstrike June 26, 2004

Weekly allowance

When your parents ask you do something. At the end of the week they will pay you depending on the work you do

Wow I got $200 for my weekly allowance. I cleaned the walls and the ceiling which I wasn't supposed to do and got an extra $20

by apw June 28, 2017

Mo Allowance

1) What the Beets need (badly).

2) Hypothetical nickname for someone named Maurice Allowance.

1) I need mo' allowance (yo-del-ay-ee-oo)!

2)
Principal Dean Douglas: I need Mo Allowance in my office, Stat!

Mr. Jonathan Stat: Can you please call me by my first name?

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005