Alestorm

Kick ass scottish folk metal/pirate metal band, formed in 2004 with the name Battleheart, then changed the name to Alestorm when they got signed by Napalm Records in 2007.
One of the most original bands in years, their music has a pirate theme.
Their most popular songs are "Wenches and Mead (aka hoes and wine)" ; "Captain Morgan´s Revenge" ; "Heavy Metal Pirates" ; "Kheelhauled" and "Wolves Of The Sea".

"At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig
So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig
The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate
So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits"

- Captain Morgan´s Revenge by Alestorm

by TruG0d May 18, 2010

Alestorm

True Fucking Scottish Pirate Metal

Alestorm are pure dos

by Demetrietheshitsweeper February 18, 2008

ur ancestors incestors

The only insult know to currently be worse than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny combined. If used be prepared for the conseqeunces.

Joe: Ur mom gay
Carl: Ur dad lebian
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Carl: Ur ancestors incestors

Whole universe and every timeline in existence blows up while Abraham Lincoln's head explodes. Carl disintegrates on the spot.

by Memelord2018 May 28, 2018

Allest

A total hot babe. An amazing cutie who's very chill and easy going. Has a nice cake and is willing to go with inside jokes. If you want an amazing person, look for a person named Allest.

Boy 1: My babe's name is Allest, she's such an amazing and cute babe.

Boy 2: No way! I should look for an Allest myself.

by Green_214 October 26, 2020

your ancestors incestors

The absolute worst, most intense insult in the entire universe. Every time someone says this, a universe gets destroyed and a super nova nearby explodes, resulting in the destruction of the solar system. You become ruler of the universe, as nothing can even compare to the intellectual ability of you. You control everything, you become a God.

Zach: your're mom gay.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT

Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.

Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.

Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.

by mianix May 17, 2018

Ancestrious

Adjective to honor an ancestor; exhibiting a mannerism that shows respect for elders that have passed on.

The portrait displayed on her shirt spoke for her ancestrious demeanor.

The child was taught to be ancestrious

by Naija lenoir July 16, 2019

ur ancestor are incestor

The ultimate comeback to any offense of your beloved A N C E S T O R S

Dave: ur mom gay
Cuck: ur dad lesbian
Boye: ur granny tranny
Jimbo: ur grandpap a trap
Dave: ur ancestor are incestor
*WWIII*

by Comedic and Factual March 15, 2018