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Dont lose your albino friend when its snowing outside
Albino by PimPachU4 September 18, 2018
A pale skinned fellow usually from another planet. Sometimes referred to as aliens with foreskins. They enjoy pizza with 4-skin cheese and the dark of night. Enjoy rubbing their necks and walking around campus with fraternity letters on their new sweaters while listening to R.E.M. When they are nervous they bob and weave and rub their neck frantically while saying "Meeyah What's Up" They get extremely nervous around women and bright lghts...or any light for that matter. The albinos of the upper class own "eye machines" to help read text. They enjoy ending every sentence with the word "SON"
Albino by CuatroSkin January 21, 2011
A person without/lacking pigment.

Half Albinos have red hair, and pale skin with white eye brows normally.
Full Albinos have light, light blonde hair with violet eyes and pale skin.

Albinos are normally crazy in some kind of way. The girls are usually scary and have anger issues as well as bipolar problems. The majority of albinos, male and female, are smart.

They will eventually rule the world.

They are also funny. Like they make funny noisies.

Usually, they're somewhat gay or bisexual. It's rare that they're completely straight.

They also reflect the sun. So, wear glasses if our going to chill with them. They burn easy, obviously.

Enemies: Pigment

Can be used as: noun, verb, adjective,
Ahh! The albinos are coming run!

You better stop before she goes albino on you!
Albino by Albino Helmet May 24, 2007
Black Man: The term Albino is a bunk term to use in the 21th century.
White Man: You're right man, this people still judge people by their skin color, they're stupid.
Albino by Solomnsy November 27, 2018
Albinos are creatures whom perfected the art of soul stealing, and can crush a ginger in a fight.

(1) A bio engineered machine created by gingers.
(2) A purified ginger.
Matt- Yo, blondey, I can beat yo azz!
Me- HA! HAHAHAHAH! FUNNY! Well, guess what? I can pwn you. I am ELDER GINGER!
JOHN- You foolish beings, ignorant of the truth... it sickens me, being an ultimate being, as I am to face imbecility more often than those imbeciles are touching the ground...
Matt- That's my robot! Say hi to the albino android!
JOHN- Nay, I am a purified ginger.
Me- OSHT.
Matt- RUUUUN! HE IS SWAGSAZZBOSSBEAST!
Albino by Words o' Death April 21, 2015
some one with very pale skin and light hair, his penis usually does all the thinking
ben l. is such an albino
albino by carl hengen January 27, 2005