Alaskan Paint Job Share definition Flag When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ I gotta wash my pants after that lapdance, the stripper gave me an Alaskan paint job! Alaskan Paint Job by JJ37 May 11, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Alaskan Paint Job mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch