Air Jordans

Ugly, overpriced footwear that take $10 to make in buttfuck nowhere, SE Asia and typically go for $150 to $180 in the US. Owners are typically braindead ghettomonkies and mouthbreathing skaters who are still obsessed with Micheal Jordan despite the fact that he retired over a decade ago.

They have become something of a poor man's status symbol as the only people who buy them are people who can't afford them.

Whenever new models come out, go to the nearest mall. I swear it looks like the Rodney King riots.

Tyrone is charged with 1st degree murder for beating someone to death for taking the last pair of new Air Jordans.

by vT3x January 28, 2012

air jordans

The terms "air" and "jordans" when used in a sentence together are used to describe a pair or several pairs of the line of Michael Jordan Signature Footwear marketed by Nike. The Jordan line-up of shoes are usually expensive and represent taste. Nike began with the Air Jordan I shoe model in 1985 and, due to its success, came up with a new design the Air Jordan II. This process is still being continued today and now we have the Air Jordan XX model, which was released in 2005 with a retail price of: $175 USD

Sheeahhh man where you dun stole dem air jordans!?

by 31337 1 May 17, 2006

Air Jordans

A line of shoes, made from the infamous Michael Jordan. The line has 21 different styles and consists of every color of the rainbow. Very hard to find outfits to match with and very expensive but still the hottest kicks to have, if ya got tha bread for them...let em' know you can rock tha j's..i know i do.

Boy 1:: Damn, you got the new Air Jordans on the block nigga!!!

Boy 2: Yeah, these is tha grapes son.

by Ms. Shoehead November 3, 2006

nike air jordans

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.

I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans

by The ugly thrush 222 September 14, 2019