Hafsa Ahmed

The most beautiful and nicest girl ever, she is that friend everyone needs. You can stare at her all day she is way too pretty. So many guys want her and they are jealous because she ignores all of them guys for this one guy she likes. She also does modelling with her sister Anum Ahmed. She gets so much hate she doesn't deserve this she is very stunning! Yes this is aimed to a certain Hafsa,
Her instagram: xhafsaa.x

Ismail: Hafsa Ahmed man I want dis girl
Eesa: She has a man bro

by A_certi December 11, 2019

ahmedar

A weird black child who has messed up teeth. You would not want to get on the bad side of Ahmedar because if you do he will send his minions Luke and Regan upon you. BEWARE!

I got into a fight with an Ahmedar
OH GOD NO

by medisaboss May 25, 2017

ahmednur

An ahmednur is always down to help you out and is always down for you know what.
Other than that they are funny and great in bed and also pack heavy downstairs

Helen: Wow is that ahmednur?
Erin: of course it is look how big his dick print is.

by StayWokeSis October 4, 2019

Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

cool clock, ahmed

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"

"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."

by snacky95 December 14, 2015

Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit sex. He also has a big penis and is a good loyal boyfriend. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.

Me: Hey, is his name Ahmed?

Friend: It must be, look how unbelievably perfect he is!

by Getyofactsright November 16, 2017

Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many, yet loves only one other more than his own life. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage. Even though he loves only one other, he will flirt with people of the opposit sex. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.

Me: Hey, is his name Ahmed?
Friend: It must be, look how unbelievably perfect he is!

by Wanabenediiiik June 21, 2011