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afronaut

Even though he's technically caucasian, Mark Shuttleworth was the first afronaut in space.
by Pascal Desjardins October 30, 2010
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AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??
by TheyCallMeTheBandit December 20, 2010
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A person with the fear of succeeding or accomplishment, normally not clinically diagnosed with the disease because of the thought of understanding what is wrong with them. There is no current treatment for the disease.
A disorder of the mind, head and brain, caused by an imbalance between the molecular molecules in the skull.
by Jane Doe March 15, 2004
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Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University

An aviation school where you pay twice is much to be only half as good. Numbers do not lie. Embry-Riddle students chose to ignore numbers though. This is due to the fact they do not have a well rounded university experience. They also have 90% male student body. This could contribute to their very high numbers of homosexuality in the student body. They spend huge amounts of money on advertising which could be a contributing factor to as why they cost twice as much as the number one aviation college in the United States. The average Embry Riddle student is a male, very preppy kid from a rich family that believes he and his univeristy is the best even when all the statistics say otherwise. He is also usually an in the closet homosexual. They believe they are superior pilots due to the fact that they paid more for their education. Overall one of those typical stuck up private schools that only rich kids go to.
Embry-Riddle recruiter: I see your interested in Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University .
High School Student: Yes I am but I'm wondering. Why does Embry-Riddle costs twice as much when all the numbers and statistics of succes point to The University of North Dakota?
Embry-Riddle Recruiter: Well that is because we are just simply better.
High School Student: Well thats weird because facts seem to point to that MSU Mankato is just as good as you. How embarassing!
by deltapilot April 1, 2009
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argonaut

Where all the cool Army Cadets go for summer camp in Gagetown, New Brunswick.
Brandon and Jamie went to argonaut last year for band camp and then rubbed it in Sarah's face because she went to Girl Guide camp instead.
by Newfoundlander kid June 27, 2007
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Aeronautical

The University of Southern Florida's synonym for aerodynamic.
"It's amazing how aeronautical planes are."

or in our case,

"I don't think aeronautical is a word, Alli."
by BMcD June 12, 2008
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