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Afterlife

An alternate existence after the end of this existence. The concept originated due to a lack of understanding of what it is like to not exist that eventually lead to a fear in non existence and thus allowed the concept of the afterlife to flourish. In today's world some use Quantum Mechanics/Quantum Entanglement or the lack of understanding of qualia to support an afterlife on a scientific level. However overall the belief in an afterlife is on a decline according to recent surveys on the Gallop Poll.
What do we experience in the afterlife?

Passive Theist: Our Soul either goes to Heaven or Hell or is Reincarnated

Christian Theist: I am going to heaven, you are going to hell.

Passive Atheist: The same thing that happens before we were born

Militant Atheist: Don't ask me stupid questions

Agnostic: I don't know
by Invisible Pills October 6, 2008
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A feeling or mood in which someone who has recently gone partying breaks out into spontaneous dancing and hears clubbing music in there head
A: WHY IS C DANCING LIKE THAT
B: BECAUSE C has the afterlife because of how cool that last party was
by Shades and buttons October 1, 2019
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Some rat kid who’s in love with tanks and worships the rock every night.
You like tanks? That’s so AfterLife.
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Some rat kid who loves tanks and worships the rock every night.
You like tanks? That’s so AfterLife.
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Dave: What happens in the afterlife, teach?
Teacher: idk lol
Dave: ok
by iwouldratherdie April 19, 2022
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There is the life that effectively begins at sundown, and we call that The Nitelife. It is the social gatherings that usually take place in public places, most often in taverns and clubs, especially between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. After this, there is often a continuation of these nitelife activities at a PRIVATE venue, where the AFTER party takes place. This is where all inhibitions can be laid to rest and you can let it ALL hang out. THIS is the Afterlife; heaven on earth. Where it's ON, 'til the break of dawn!!
♂ : Are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
♀ : Hell to the naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
♂ : Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.
by Execaters June 20, 2023
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When the sun goes down (or "sunset" on tombstones), the night life begins. This is when club-hoppers frequent their favorite public places and establishments to socialize and party, usually "turned all-the-way-up" between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. When the clubs shuts down, the night life technically comes to an end. But then the AFTER party continues at a private venue. THIS is the afterlife, where you can finally lay all your inhibitions to rest and resurrect "the real you". Where it's ON 'til the break of dawn!
Him: So, are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
Her: Hell-to-the-naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
Him: Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.
by Execaters June 22, 2023
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