Ackmaning

When you attempt to effect change that would ultimately lead to worse outcomes for everyone. Alternatively you just fuck something up royally.

Bro, you're never going to be captain, quit Ackmaning the squad.

He really Ackman'd that shot.

by AdmiralAckbar5 August 10, 2017

Huge Ackman

Australian slang for taking a shit.

I'm going to the loo to do a huge ackman.

by Sainenko October 16, 2023

Huge Ackman

A very, VERY large Ackman.

Wow, did you know that Steve had a Huge Ackman? I thought it was just a moderate Ackman at best, but Olivia said it was huge.

by George, Right Lorissa? February 26, 2018

Erin Ackman

A beautiful girl with a gorgeous face and body, with hypnotising eyes like diamonds and a voice like an angel's. Her smile is like that of gold, with a laugh that brightens any dark corner.

Erin Ackman is beautiful.

by Shadow Torres April 24, 2017

Ackman

Australian slang for masturbation, short for “Slack man”, a term for a lazy cunt who just sits around all day ‘sinkin tinnies and spanks his lizard wizard til it king gizzard. Sometimes associated with a drop worm infection.

Yeah some people reckon johnno’s a mad cunt but i heard from his misssus he’s a bit of an Ackman

by cunneryseargent December 31, 2023

Ackman Effect

when your intense public criticism of someone blows back on your spouse, causing the top 100 search results for your spouse's name to be about something bad they did

Neri Oxman is a victim of the Ackman Effect.

by Sly11010110 January 15, 2024