Ackman 

Australian slang for masturbation, short for “Slack man”, a term for a lazy cunt who just sits around all day ‘sinkin tinnies and spanks his lizard wizard til it king gizzard. Sometimes associated with a drop worm infection.

Yeah some people reckon johnno’s a mad cunt but i heard from his misssus he’s a bit of an Ackman

Ackman by cunneryseargent December 31, 2023

Ackman Effect 

when your intense public criticism of someone blows back on your spouse, causing the top 100 search results for your spouse's name to be about something bad they did

Neri Oxman is a victim of the Ackman Effect.

Ackman Effect by Sly11010110 January 15, 2024

Huge Ackman

Australian slang for taking a shit.

I'm going to the loo to do a huge ackman.

Huge Ackman by Sainenko October 16, 2023

Huge Ackman

A very, VERY large Ackman.

Wow, did you know that Steve had a Huge Ackman? I thought it was just a moderate Ackman at best, but Olivia said it was huge.

Huge Ackman by George, Right Lorissa? February 26, 2018

Erin Ackman 

A beautiful girl with a gorgeous face and body, with hypnotising eyes like diamonds and a voice like an angel's. Her smile is like that of gold, with a laugh that brightens any dark corner.

Erin Ackman is beautiful.

Erin Ackman by Shadow Torres April 24, 2017

Awkmantic

awkward+romantic=awkmantic
an awkward yet romantic situation.

hooking up on the piano bench was totally awkmantic!

dude! the play with sam was totally awkmantic...

i was such a thirdwheel...making the situation for the two of them completely awkmantic

Awkmantic by motorcycle_babe August 3, 2010

awkman 

a human being that engages in situations that are always awkward.
has been known to pass out on his friends lawn when he isnt home

"oh fuck awkman is here"
awkman says "fuck your shit, bitch"

awkman by frank caliendo September 25, 2006