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absolutelybangable

completley uderly BANGABLE, like stop you on the street bangable.
Wow my boyfriend is absolutelybangable!!
by your hott sex turns me on! February 17, 2008
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Absolutely Cheeks

Being completely terrible at something or to someone.
"She is absolutely cheeks at fort nite"

"I heard his test grade was absolutely cheeks"
by Amplifyer October 22, 2018
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absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas

Ted Cruz. Term originally coined by Big Bird from Sesame St.
Ted Cruz is the absolutelystupidesttoolinalltexas.
by absolutelystupidesttool November 14, 2021
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Absolutely

Absolutely is a word used to make a sentance seem stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.
Person 1: I think dictionaries and vocabulary is absolutely boring!
Person 2: No, it's absolutely fantastic!
by uggson March 30, 2015
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absolutely wika

a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.
by the corse July 18, 2009
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absonotly

(adj) It is the opposite of absolutely. The joint composite of absolutely+not=absunotly or absonotly.
Daughter: "Dad, may I have the car keys today?"
Father: "Absonotly!"

The word can be spelled either "absunotly" or "absonotly"
by Konkuror March 2, 2010
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absolutely

An interjection indicating affirmation in the extreme. Even more extreme than "sure," much more than "yup," and a world away from "uh huh." Used primarily to bullshit people into thinking you agree with something they said and that, of all people, you know what they're talking about. The former may or may not be true, but the latter seldom is.
Glenn Beck: We've already proven that Barack Obama's birth certificate was printed in 2005 at a Kinko's in Alexandria Virginia, which proves he's a Kenyan Muslim socialist. You know what I mean?

Teabagger: Absolutely! See you at the march!
by jdmatt July 14, 2010
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