Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

absenteeism

Absenteeism means remaining absent for the work which has been designated to an employee.

If Labour is given the work to paint the wall, he remain absent and the work is pending, the wall might be painted by some one else. The labour here is involving Absenteeism by not attending to paint the wall.

by Ajay.S August 23, 2006

absenteecrown3

Absenteecrown3 is a professional and well known on minecraft as best controller player. He also is very good at move.

Absenteecrown3 is a really good player on minecraft.

by LemonTurtle4 March 13, 2021

Absentenials

Millennials who blow off a scheduled meeting or class.

Many of the absentenials stayed home because they found the meeting unnecessary and counterproductive.

by Clemson prof May 2, 2017

Absentee man

A guy who wants you to believe that you and him are in a serious relationship but is never present or doesnt actually do anything for you or with you. He expects your full commitment despite his negligence of the relationship and your needs.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and leave him! Drake is clearly an absentee man.

by ReDivulger November 22, 2021

assenture

the correct pronounciation of the IT company "accenture"

"hey my aunt works at accenture"
"it's pronounced assenture!"

by sillianmurphy July 30, 2024

Absentee gear

Absentee gear is gear which looks good to a beginner who isn't familiar with a hobby yet, but is actually low quality.
The kind that a good role model (such as a present father figure) would prevent you from buying, as they'd tell you to do better.

Often, but not always, associated with "50 features in 1", gimmicks with little practical application, and cheaper materials.
Originates in the outdoor community, but is applicable for a broad range of hobbies.

Jeremy bought a survival axe from walmart with a built-in compass, survival whistle and magnifying glass. Unfortunately the handle was made from cheap plastic, so it broke within a week.

Had he had someone to show him what to look for instead, he'd not have fallen for such absentee gear.

by questionable_definitions February 22, 2026