dump truck attorney

A derisive term to describe an incompetent and sometimes elderly attorney assigned by the state to represent a prison inmate going before the Board Of Prison Hearings who cannot afford a private one.

Yup, I’ve got another sad sack shot before the Board again this year with another dump truck attorney to mangle my case facts and the possibility of release.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

attwant

Someone who complains about not being able to do something when in reality they can but they just want attention.

Maria: I hate Jim, he's always saying he can't dance but he won a competition last month!
Jeannette: He's such an attwant.

by Dn_Vn28-11 May 2, 2019

Attaway

Attaway is the most badassery level of badass that there is.

Attaway" is the "the only way" . The ultimate level of badassery

by Blueyesdontlie82 June 22, 2017

Attorney's Badge

The most valuable piece of evidence for a spiky haired lawyer in a blue suit.

"Your honor! This attorney's badge contradicts the testimony!"
"How??"
"fuck"

by A smalltown disc September 14, 2021

Attoria

A strong and confident lady that takes no shit from anyone. She is graceful and eligent in her own ways. She is strong and confident in herself and others. She gives good advice and is there when you need her. She is a great friend that cares about you. She is goofy and okward. She can be embarrassed very easily by others and I very sensitive. She is not afraid to speak what she feels is right, but she is afraid to tell you what she feels inside. She loves to be with others. She is very intelligent in many ways. She is usually taller than many others. Many people think she is word and funny but she most likely is great at many forms of art.

Attoria fights back for what is right

by Mcdatt13 January 16, 2018

Keyboard Attorney

Random kids on the internet who think they're attorneys without knowing what the hell it is. They think they're lawyers, when in reality they don't know jack, and their moms just told the they're good at arguing and that they should become a lawyer.

Beyond Scared Straight Deputy: Hit me if you want to, girl!

Girl: *Hits deputy

"Lukezilla" from Youtube: "lEgaLLy iF sOmeONe gIvEs yOu pErmISsIon aS tHe OfFiceR dID iT is oKAy tO hIt tHe pERson gIRl dID nOthIng wRonG"

Me: Okay "Lukezilla". Smh, so many Keyboard Attorneys out here

Lukezilla's mom: "Lukey stop being a Keyboard Attorney and go to bed"

Lukezilla: Shut up bitch I'll kill you!

by Killmonger55485 May 24, 2020

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.

I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010