Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

by BeHa February 20, 2011

dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

telling someone you think they should leave without pause and dont let the door hit them in the ass on their way out

my ex start a big argument with me i told her dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

by bluebear September 12, 2022

Shut your ass because you're talking out of it

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.

Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

by MattSav September 23, 2008

You ass

What people say when you act like a fool or a jerk. Can also be used interchangeably with asshole

1. (man says something rude to his boss) Boss: You ass! get out of here, you're fired!

2. (man inappropriately hits on a girl like a jerk ) Girl: You asshole! (repeatedly hits man with purse)

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

kick you ass

basically kick your ass but misspelt because who said it is a #dummy ❤️

i will kick you ass

by amywillkickyouass May 24, 2021

they chitter, you ass

Phrase spoken by Pat Carr to describe the sound of squirrels.

Andy: "You should hear those squirrels bark."
Pat: "They chitter, you ass!"

by Fry May 24, 2004

kick you ass

kick you ass means you are going to kick someones ass for being right because you're mad that you're wrong!!! kick you ass is the best saying to use with anything ❤️

amy: *says something that is right*

angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*

by amywillkickyouass May 24, 2021