ass smeller

Someone who smells asses regular

That ass smeller back in the office trying to get a promotion.

by Mechanic 2 December 23, 2017

Ass smells like Foldgers

1)If you are partaking in a coffee enema and you leave said product in too long, your ass will smell like coffee grounds.

2) Over hearing someone say "crass and vulgar" and thinking they said "Ass smells like foldgers".

Kate: Mmmmm, did someone make same coffee?
Arturro: No, Reese is suffering from a botched coffee enema.
Kate: Well, his ass smells like foldgers.
Arturro: I can make some coffee if you want?
Kate: Umm no!

Reese: Oooo! I want some!

by FakeAorta August 7, 2012

ass smells the sole

expression used to qualify someone who is very cheeky and that you may kick in the ass soon...

Bryan, you are such a pain, be careful, your ass smells the sole...

This kid is so excited, messing up everything. His ass smells the sole...

by Stephanie37 July 7, 2008

Ass sellen

ass sellen

his name is paul sellen and on the streets his ass he is a selling
ass sellen

by kraits September 24, 2018

smelly ass

The biggest fattest ass that smells like a rotting corps,smells like shit

Owen has a smelly ass

by Daddy Deihl October 30, 2017

my ass is smelly

when you take a gigantic dump in your old girlfriends toilet so she doesnt let you wipe your ass

Mom: Whats that i smell?
You: I went to my old girlfriends house
Mom: So?
You: She didnt let me wipe so my ass is smelly

by showmanisbored January 17, 2021

ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008