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Ass Burgers

Street food smuggled via the ass into prison.
These Ass Burgers sure are tasty, but they're much greasier than I remember.
Ass Burgers by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026

ass-burgers 

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.
Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.
ass-burgers by 2coo4skoo April 17, 2005

Ass-burgers snackdrome

A large butt from too many burger snacks.
Willie's butt is suffering from ass-burgers snackdrome!

ass.burgers snackdrome 

This is a syndrome which occurs when someone snacks on too many burgers!
Look at Willie's butt, he clearly has ass.burgers snackdrome!

Ass-burgers Syndrome 

This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.
"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."

Krystal Ass-Burgers 

Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
Krystal Ass-Burgers by @Tex February 3, 2019