Ass burgers

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.

Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!

by CryingTaco69 December 05, 2020

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having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.

Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.

by ARACNAPHOD November 09, 2011

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Ass Burger

Another term for anal sex.

"Hey Honey, why don't I stick some meat in between your buns and make an ass burger?"

by Camboni May 14, 2007

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Someone puts a cooked hamburger patty in between another person's butt cheeks and eats it. It is optional to add condiments and vegetables too.

I would so want to make a ass burger with that girl over there

by TheAlmightyKLEFT November 10, 2010

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A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.

Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.

Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!

Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*

by roscooooe March 15, 2011

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