battle of apocalypt

The final battle between the living and the dead. The battle will take place from December 21 and 26, 2012. Clint Eastwood will be dead buy then, so he won't be on our side. i.e. We lose.
Anthony: *Shoots a democrat*
Randy: BLARGG! Save joor bullets for the battle of apocalypt!
by against randall March 22, 2007
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Apocalyptic J

Another name for blunt or joint.
"Dude I just smoked this fat Apocalyptic J."

"nice!"
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Apocalyptic Betty

From the woman who brought us NiMb.ie, Yaoi, and The Missionary Kids, comes Apocalyptic Betty, an EBM solo act, planning on album release in 2009.
Apocalyptic Betty is some really crazy EBM shit.
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The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.
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Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.
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Post-Apocalyptic empathy

When a person who has lived through a great number of hardships in life shows the appropriate amount of baseline empathy, but the empathetic expression is couched in a level of practicality, survival and utilitarianism.
Jean-Claude Van Damme did a great job at conveying post-apocalyptic empathy in the 1989 movie Cyborg. There are small moments where he conveys great emotional responses in only split second intervals because he's mostly having to continue kicking ass.
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Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.
Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!
by anonfromhell December 20, 2012
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