something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan
a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:
Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
by smores21 July 19, 2012

You must be fricking bored to type this in. Go outside and "accidentaly" push down an old lady neighbor. Take a camera, and when she gets mad, say its social experiment. It's not.
by Well,IDK February 6, 2017

What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?
Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?
by Old school gangster June 14, 2018

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 23, 2025

Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.
Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
